
A group of surly dudes using this podcast as group therapy. Incompetence is the new art.
Episodes

Aug 3, 2020
Aug 3, 2020
53 min
Get back into your old gym clothes, listeners, and welcome the jungle. Chad tells us about the pecking order of middle school PE class. Allen has a special hands free approach to his problems. Brian talks about the damage done by 20 years of having a pocket phone. Tony reveals the real wall that stands in the way of peak human performance. Yes, Bobby is genuinely gagging during this episode. Just wet your hair, so we can mark you down for listening to this episode.
After credits ending: Chad’s “beard” sounds.

Jul 27, 2020
Jul 27, 2020
55 min
Getting together, but staying separate, we gather into the virtual water closet once again. Bobby wants to throw chopsticks into all exposed nostrils. Allen doesn’t want to have the conversation about making a bread box. Brian is all about that flip flop life with ninja socks right now. Time-travelin’ Tony went to the past to drop earworms on his younger self. Chad brings us current events from dubious news sources. Nice podcast we have here. It’d be a shame if someone were to notice it.

Jul 20, 2020
Jul 20, 2020
52 min
No amount of money, confessions, or miles on bikes can save everyone in this water closet from being flushed all the way down. Brian feels an imminent movie’s sequel sounds more like a threat. DeLiRiOuS McGrEgOr, from the clan McGrEgOr, has no time for imaginary friends. Bobby wonders how many times they need to practice Hamlet in that “before school” theater class. Chad doesn’t remember church, but he was great at the bells, though. Don’t pray for Allen, he’s doing alright, thanks.
Music: Hyfrodol (Our Great Savior) - Ballycastle Players: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEF_B2wDeIQ

Jul 13, 2020
Jul 13, 2020
1 hr 1 min
Tony Baloney tells stories of his formative years after moving to Las Vegas. It’s a tale of forgery, late nights, and rock fights. Charred Chad finds our Garbage Pail Kid names. Bubble Bobby was swept up into a rock fight once as a kid, just like Bony Tony. Brainless Brian wonders if the soapy vending machine will start killing. Alien Allen wants to bring the conversation back to “rock fight”, because he has questions. What was your Garbage Pail Kid name?

Jul 6, 2020
Jul 6, 2020
52 min
Welcome to another flushable episode from the AMD water closet. Tony watched a double feature in a dubious theater, but don’t ask him to rap about it. Brian wants to lift all of our spirits with a new driving podcast. Ricardo didn’t get a ticket for “driving while small”. Bobby finds a late surge of energy, and becomes the podcast hype man. Allen is the dusty hype button that never gets used.

Jun 29, 2020
Jun 29, 2020
59 min
Bobby recaps his attempt at showing up to a protest the previous weekend. Tony tells us about the time he saw Phoenix Wright, Hot Take Attorney, in action. Chad is burning all his Hawaiian shirts, but can keep his “other” shirts. Because it’s a K-Pop thing. Brian was confused by the dance ending of a blind swordsman movie. Allen needs to control who gets his knee-jerk sympathy reactions.
Song: Upbeat Forever by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Jun 24, 2020
Jun 24, 2020
40 min
Bobby was out there to protest against social injustice, but his timing was just a bit off. When he admits he’s unprepared to stand up to officers Gottam and Sickbern, the team rallies to help the cause. We try to keep the momentum going, but in true food boi style, we revert to potato discussion. This is nuts!
#BlackLivesMatter

Jun 22, 2020
Jun 22, 2020
55 min
In this episode, we address the elephant in this nation's water closet, with uncomfortable incompetence. Brian is all for getting rid of wizard costumes and participation trophies. Bobby is willing to take one for the country, Anonymously. Tony spent too much on milk, but he isn’t willing to use it the way a king would. Allen hopes he can restart the good times with a chuff take. Chad is the one chill thing we need in this world right now.
#BlackLivesMatter

Jun 17, 2020
Jun 17, 2020
50 min
Welcome to the water closet, for an online festival of Bummerpalooza. Brian hits us with a sobering reality, that a Back to the Future remake would take place in 1990. Bobby wonders about porn directors with dreams of going to Hollywood. Chad and Tony rap their canes and get angry about kids today not getting around under their own power. Allen wants to use YouTube to learn new skills, but the grumpy old men want to kick the computer out of his hand.

Jun 15, 2020
Jun 15, 2020
1 hr 3 min
This week is a very special episode. What begins with light-hearted exploding head takes and torn out sections of the dictionary, takes a turn to a more serious situation. We attempt to help one of our own, but we aren’t prepared to do it well. Incompetence is the new art.
