The Atomic Mind Dump Podcast

This week, Brian and Allen read a very nerdy old list to Bobby, about things we would like big budget movies to stop doing. It’s as cringy as it sounds, and be careful not to get hit by the spit flying from our jowly, raging cheeks. Call Hollywood, though, because we just improved The Fantastic Four.

Welcome to the water closet, listeners. Wait, that isn’t water! DeLiRiOuS gets his mixed up drank on, and we have questions. Bobby is starting to appreciate the attitude of old men in gym locker rooms. Allen took his good vision for granted, now he’s going all in, and getting the most glasses. Brain is either pretending to be a scale or an airplane, we’re not sure. Chad does his best to keep us updated on research about “the sugar stuff”.

Join us in the quantum Water Closet for another ridiculous thought experiment. Tony needs a sassy caretaker. Ricardo loses his race card, but zings his way back onto the force. Brian learns about fancy footwear fashion, Chad researches famous plane crashes, and Allen will always put Back to the Future 3 into the VCR. Bobby will stare until he gets all the cheese.

Welcome to another socially distanced broadcast from the Water Closet. Allen asks if we’re proud enough of our product to actually tell others about it. Brian shamelessly promotes a product for free, and may have to cancel his chocolate subscription as a result. Tony is an old-fashioned hero, battling today’s lack of social interaction. Bobby explains a world made better through food science and 80s robots. Special guests today, Chad doing research, and a smoke detector.

Straighten up your tinfoil antennas, and jump into the Water Closet with us. Today, we start with the Japanese take on a classic condiment. Chad helps us research, and stumbles onto a condiment conspiracy. Allen is a gluttonous Sarlacc Pit, with no self control when topping his rice. Tony just wants his eggs boiled the right way, but conflict ensues. Bobby reveals the harsh truth, that Tony isn’t “eighty dollars hot”.

We’re gonna hanky panky, brb.

In this episode, the multi-ethnic members of the Dump attempt to choose a side. Bobby is reminded of his place when someone “pulls a racist” on him, then the cycle continues when Bobby does the same in a galaxy far, far away. Tony doesn’t feel Mexican enough sometimes, but is reminded of his moment of Brown Pride. Brian wants his kids to get that Asian money, and Allen’s strange accent causes white folks to wonder about him.

Welcome to the Space Jam 2 Appreciation Podcast! In this episode, we front flip over haters, discuss things that happened “back in the day”, and turn down commissions that ask us to appreciate other things. Someone crashes the podcast, and un-appreciates Space Jam. Front flip over that hater, Space Jammers. We believe you can fly!

Welcome to Cotcast! This week, we gather into the virtual Water Closet, and Pretty T tells the crew the reason he takes three to four naps a day. Brian uses his his medical knowledge to explain the specifics of the “Tover”. Dr. Bobby got jokes, and an old sawbones approach for treatment. Allen thinks a mand-aid and leaping into bed is enough to cure all.

Welcome to the safe-ish space of the Water Closet. Chad is here this week, but mostly just to listen in on a free live podcast. Allen is looking into starting a new career as a forensic handwriting expert. Brian never saw that bummer tearjerker movie you recommended, so don’t waste your energy. DeLiRiOuS doesn’t want you to shove it in his face, and it’s not what we originally thought. Bobby relives the transformative cultural healing of tight jeans and plaid shirts.

After a long, long hiatus, we’re back! Sort of. The crew is broadcasting from their separate water closets during the 2020 quarantine. Chad tells us conspiracy theories, which he reads from only the most reputable sources. Brian is your yeast plug, slinging that “Yeah” on the streets. Allen is trapped in a mirror, enamored by his own reflection. Tony lords over the rest of us with his Mew Two generational superiority, but Bobby is having none of that. He wants to speak to your manager.